fe4 in idea barrages

1.) My current online journal (this one!) just turned 5, has over 3000 posts, over 1000 poem rough drafts (200 of which are decent) 150 song parodies (30 of which are decent) 100 short stories (25 of which are decent) & nearly 1700 barrages of twitter jokes. QUANTITY OVER QUALITY!

2.) Realizing she’d prattled on about her bronchitis for far too long, she started to wrap up by saying “lung story short…”

3.) If there has ever been a pornographic parody of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT and they didn’t hire Clint Howard as the narrator, they did it wrong and they should feel bad.

4.) I hope there’s a Van Halen Taco Bell ad during the Super Bowl involving the line “For Unlawful Carnitas Knowledge”.

5.) One of the hardest things for me is accepting that two steps forward, one step back is still progress. I wanna be perfect on through to forever, you know? But we all slip.

6.) It will be hell for the Goodyear Blimp at the Super Bowl this year, what with how the top of Atlanta’s football dome looks like a robot’s anus. I fear the pilot might burst out laughing and accidentally Hindenberg.

7.) “83% of all ignorant things said online are said in an attempt at ironic humor, not actual ignorance.” - Benjamin Franklin

8.) Your film about an elite group of military spies who willingly get venereal diseases so they can sleep with the enemy and infect them as well will be called HONOURABLE DISCHARGE.