14 WC in 500 Writing Challenge

If you found yourself in Oz, what would you do different than Dorothy?

Fuck the heels. I wouldn’t have that nonsense on my feet. I would also stop for drinks…I wonder what kind of drinks the munchkins would have? What kind of shots do they do? Are the shot glasses tiny?

Tell that witch to get her ass to the tavern and we’ll settle it over shots.

Very few people turn down a free shot. Make sure you have a flammable alcohol in yours while handing that bitch hers. Cheers. Then light that fucker up.

I wonder if she would flame out green?

THEN, toss some ice water.

I don’t think I would do much different. I don’t know. I never really thought about it. It’s also been so long since I’ve seen the movie.