no30 in idea barrages

1.) Try to convince someone that Thor Ragnarok was released in Japan under the title Loki Loki Panic.

2.) They were performing surgery on that grape to splice in gorilla DNA. Soon our cities will fall to the scourge of the Grape Ape.

3.) This dog’s here to do two things, fart and chew bones. And Christ help me, he is all outta bones.

4.) If you reimagine ALF as a person with depression and anxiety, hiding because of that instead of because he’s an alien, that whole show takes an even weirder turn.

5.) The case of the United States versus Galactus was won on technicality, via the use of the Ultimate Jury Nullifier.

6.) Meme Is Murder.

7.) We basically have pets so we can talk to ourselves without feeling crazy.

8.) Before Trump can say anything about immigrants and refugees being a drain on taxpayers, he should have to prove he paid a fair share of taxes himself. If not, he should shut his fool mouth and go back to Russia.