oc30 in idea barrages

1.) If you post a lot of selfies to instagram because you’re insecure, is that instacurity?

2.) I’ve been singing the Fox Sports fanfare to Ollie “Litt-le DOG, Litt-le DOGGG, Litt-le DOG, Litt-le DOGGGGGGG, D-DOG-DOG-DOGGGGGG-DOG!”

3.) Are brony “redpillers” horsepillers?

4.) Your band will be called Lee Marvin Oswald.

5.) Someday, hipsters will perfect themselves and realize the most ironic thing they could ever be will perfectly replicate the state of being Huey Lewis.

6.) Why don’t they call an enema a “decrapitation”?

7.) “Clones,” she scoffed at him, “you’re all alike.”

8.) A movie about falling in love with a heat seeking missile called TO HAVE AND TO HOME.

9.) PROCTOLOGY WAS AN INSIDE JOB.

10.) He was more of a showman than a talented chef, all smoke and mirepoix.