Bosslady isn’t coming home any time soon so I’m gonna do some questionnaires in between yelling at the kids to go to sleep.
A. What are your favourite smells?
Vanilla, pumpkin, lemon, berries, Gram’s dish soap.
B. Can you go a whole day without caffeine?
HAhahahahhahaaHAHAHHAhAaHAHAHAHAHAHhaahhah I nanny for 8 kids. What do you think?
C. Who knows more about you than anyone else?
DH.
D. What song did you last listen to?
Cocaine Trade, I think.
E. Do you have a crush on anybody?
Yeah, I think he likes me, too.
F. Do you like The Beatles?
Nope.
G. If you could choose one color to wear for a whole year, what color would you choose?
Black, probably.
H. Do you cook often?
Every day, multiple times.
I. What was the last film you watched? Did you like it?
Does rewatching Frozen for the 500th time with the kids count?
J. Can you sew?
Decently.
K. What is your favorite fruit?
Clementines.
L. Are you health conscious?
I’m on a diet and use hand sanitizer constantly.
M. Go do the Kinsey scale test, what number result did you receive?
I’m a Kinsey 3. Right in the middle.
N. Do you curse a lot?
Fuck no.
O. When was the last time you had a pint of beer?
I hate beer.
P. Are you pro life or pro choice?
Pro choice.
Q. Is there a certain food you often crave for no reason?
I would do terrible, unforgivable things for a genetically engineered low carb french fry.
R. What was the last book you purchased?
I can’t remember. I want Hank Green’s new book but I can’t afford it.
S. Where was your last vacation?
Canobie Lake with the nanny family or VA with DH and FiL.
T. Do you shave your pits?
During the warm months.
U. Did you ever play seven minutes in heaven?
No.
V. Girls, when was the last time you went out without a bra?
I don’t know. It was hammered into me that you gotta look presentable at all times. I don’t even like taking the dogs out without a bra.
W. Guys, when was the last time you went shirtless in public?
insert wiggling shell-less zoidberg gif here
X. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen?
Not yet.
Y. How do you like your eggs?
Fertilized.
Z. What was your last argument about and who with?
DH and something trivial, I’m sure.
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Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now?
Yeah, actually. It’s pretty good. -
Do you drink enough water?
No. -
When was the last time you ate at Burger King?
Last weekend… no bun, though! -
Do you prefer the beach or the mountains?
Wherever there’s wifi. -
How do you usually feel when you wake up on a morning?
Tired or mildly frightened by my alarm clock. -
Would you rather take someone on a date, or be taken on a date?
Be taken. Who wants the responsibility? -
When was the last time you wore high heeled shoes?
I don’t actually know. Christ, I wore sneakers to my wedding. -
Vodka or wine?
Wine -
How often do you cry?
Like once a week or so? -
Ever had a crush on a teacher?
I think I have but I don’t really remember. -
Can you wire a plug?
My mind went immediately to a butt plug so Idk what that says about me… -
Do you wear socks to bed?
WHAT KIND OF SOCK-WEARING MONSTER DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?!?!??!?!?! -
What is currently bugging you?
The fact that these sweet precious angel babies won’t GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP -
Where were you when you got your first period?
Gramma’s house -
Can you change a car tire?
No. -
Have you met more than ten celebrities?
No. I met Joey Fatone once, though! -
Do you sleep naked?
Yes. Where’s that wriggling zoidberg again? -
What was the best music gig you’ve ever attended?
Fall Out Boy -
Have you ever had sexual feelings for anyone you follow?
THE ONLY PERSON I FOLLOW IS MY SISTER
NO
JESUS -
Do you think Benedict Cumberbatch is hot?
No. He looks like an alien. -
Favourite Disney princess?
Mulan -
Favourite city?
I don’t think I have one -
Can you drive?
Yes! -
Cigarettes or alcohol?
Alcohol -
Excercise or healthy eating?
I’d rather eat than run -
Favourite and least favourite accents?
I don’t think I have a least favorite. Canadian, maybe? -
What are you looking forward to?
Going home. DH made burgers! -
Did you play Red Rover when you were a child?
No. I had no friends. -
Are you more attracted to men or women?
Kinsey 3, bitches! -
Do you like 1980s fashion?
It’s radical.
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What do you plan on doing with your life a decade from now?
Hopefully teaching and I have some dogs and some babies. -
Do you support abortion? Yes or No? Give your reasons.
Yes. A baby shouldn’t be a punishment. -
Do you support euthanasia? Yes or No? Give your reasons.
Yes. The elderly or otherwise sick should be able to choose to end their suffering. -
Would you rather go back in time or remain where you are in terms of the time of your life?
Stay where I am!!!!!!!!! It was hell up until this point. -
Do you like the school you’re going to? Yes or No? Give your reasons.
Yeah, it’s fine. I miss physical school though. -
Who was your favourite Disney princess as a child?
Pocohantas -
How do you manage your finances? What do you normally spend it on? And what would you do with your savings for the future?
DH manages most of the finances. I’m the grocery and other miscellaneous expenses budget. I only make like 12k a year. -
Do you still live with your folks?
Nope! -
What do you crave for for desserts?
I fucking miss candy corn. -
Who are your style icons?
I have no style. -
Would you rather die by fire or by ice?
Ice. You fall asleep before you die. -
Do you believe in an afterlife?
I don’t know. -
What do you fear most about death?
Not being here. -
Favourite countries and cities in the world.
I don’t go places. -
Extrovert or Introvert?
ISFJ! -
Do you own any pets?
Two dogs. -
Last movie you watched? Did you enjoy it?
Frozen. And yeah I guess it’d been a long enough time that it didn’t annoy me anymore. -
Where do you normally shop for clothes?
Savers or Target. -
Last person you spoke to on the phone?
DH. -
Favourite TV shows?
Jeopardy, Steven Universe, The Simpsons, Family Guy
I just wanna go hooooooooooooooome
xx
ladylexapro
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