se11 in idea barrages

1.) My non-existent comedy rock band will always be called Screaming Viking but my non-existent post-grunge indie rock outfit is definitely now called Brainfog.

2.) My rule is, if you have to ask if this is a tipping situation, it’s a tipping situation.

3.) Recurrent nightmare about the collapse of civilization, about using a time machine to bring a group of survivors progressively more and more forward in time, trying to find a far off enough future where it’s safe to start again.

4.) I had no idea I’d live long enough to find Flo on ALICE modestly attractive but I guess here we are.

5.) You are the only person in the world interested in the story of how your life should have gone. The story of the life you really lived, though, you’d be surprised the comfort some might find in that.

6.) To call Elon Musk a “douchebag” would be to besmirch noble vinegar, hardworking water and the always underappreciated plastic.

7.) If some mad scientist brought out a device to repel hurricanes from destroying the southeastern coast, the headline would be “Florence And The Machine” so… mad scientists? Now is the time.

8.) Caption that famous Rumsfeld/Hussein handshake with the following: “I remember when Iraq was young, me and Saddam had so much fun”.

9.) Whenever I hear about Jeff Bezos, I imagine Peter MacNicol’s character from GHOSTBUSTERS 2 introducing him as “Is Bezos!”

10.) Every time you get a receipt at CVS, three trees in the Brazilian rainforest have to die.