se5 in idea barrages

1.) Hangin’ around… nothin’ to do but frown… muggles, norms and mundanes always get me down…

2.) Scrollin’ down the feed, seein’ vaguebooks, social med-i-a use… laid back… with the text on the celly and the celly on the text…

3.) I just misheard a Fleetwood Mac lyric as “in the steel lips of a memory” and I liked it better than the real thing.

4.) About the one thing I can tell you for sure is that there is no depression low enough and no celebration high enough where drinking gin is a good idea. Gin is the worst idea.

5.) You don’t get wise from being smart, I’ll tell you that much. You get wise from being stupid, somehow survive it and then think a lot about it later.

6.) These days, I’d settle for Chex Mix and Chill.

7.) The best way to end a long string of questions is to respond “Please shut your ask-hole.”

8.) I’ll give Nike this, they realized that Trump lost the election… considering how much Russian hackers meddled, probably by a lot more than just three million… and so the large majority of people were going to love the Kaepernick ads.

9.) Don’t worry about the aging hipster’s back problems, the guy has a truss fund.

10.) My brother’s dog Taggart is clearly an Asgardian Mutthound. His dog Rascal, however, is not a dog, he is the result of a shameful coupling between a koala bear and ALF.