ju10 in idea barrages

1.) Tyler The Creator walks into the sea, to hibernate in a deathless dreamless sleep. When the rituals are complete, he returns back from the briny deep to scourge the surface world, reborn Tyler The Destroyer.

2.) The comic book Aunt May originally looked like Marisa Tomei too, before she was bitten by a spider that had been irradiated with deadly gramma rays.

3.) If you ate your words, did that mean they were a digestive tract?

4.) Meanwhile, July 5th is Codependence Day, when you celebrate that your partner enabled your drunkenly setting off explosives the day before.

5.) One of the fine baristas at the Tram Cafe pointed out that I keep a PC laptop in a courier bag with the letters “MAC” on it, those being my initials. I had never realized I manage to even be a contrarian weirdo on accident, let alone on purpose.

6.) Your soap opera about the torrid love affairs in low-income housing will be called THE PASSION PROJECTS.

7.) Is that a parrot in your pocket or are you just happy to be involved in polly-amory?

8.) Sometimes you just gotta hold on to hope out of spite, not for any good reasonable or sane reason, just to stick it God or the fates or the universe or whatever. Just to flip all the unfair and cruel things the bird and say “I will hope anyway”. That’s how it feels, these days.