ma10 in idea barrages

1.) I mean, yeah, I’m singing Doors parodies about Deep Space Nine, aren’t you? “Mister O-Do’s Risin’, Mister O-Do’s Risin’, RISIN’ RISIN!”

2.) Sadly, the very smartest of the dinosaurs were too smart for their own good and sat around thinking instead of devoting themselves to the hunt and so went the noble philosoraptor.

3.) I may be less a dreamboat and more of a gravyboat but, baby, I’m some kind of boat!

4.) “Lemmy And The Jets” would’ve been a very different song and, let’s face it, a much better one.

5.) My mind is still blown sometimes that people thought wood-grain paneling on a car was an interesting idea. “Let’s make it look like this thing that hurtles through at seventy miles an hour, powered by tiny explosions, is made out of wood!”

6.) Those pom-poms at the tips of Santa hats are more formally known as “jingle berries”.

7.) In Scandinavia, babies are known as “newbjorns”.

8.) The most tedious of the Transformer sub-groups, however, were the Deconstructicons. Christ, they thought they were sooooo clever.

9.) Stand-up comic Galaxy Brain is when you are more allured by twitter or facebook spambots because of their potential to attend one of your shows than because they are conventionally physically attractive.