ma8 in idea barrages

1.) A parody of John Lennon’s WOMAN about a wolfman?

2.) The fact that we don’t have Wishbone around anymore to introduce PBS children to George RR Martin’s work in A GAME OF BONES is a loss for us all.

3.) A great way to piss people off in a totally harmless way would be to consistently refer to rugby as “British-rules football”.

4.) If you see an eagle on July 4th, you’re required to yell “HAPPY BIRD-DAY!”

5.) A video game about a pirate developing a video game called PATCH NOTES.

6.) Your album of Star Wars themed Led Zepplin parodies will be called OUT THROUGH THE ENDOR.

7.) At last call, everything in the strip club came to a grinding halt.

8.) Your movie involving a conspiracy theory perpetrated by the old PBS kids’ show “Square One Television” will be called THE MATHMAN PROPHECIES.

9.) The most popular pick-up line at the cheesemakers’ convention is “may I cut in?”

10.) It’s still a shame that we called it a “steamroller” instead of a “huge flatterer”.

11.) The next time you doubt the intellect of a housepet, I will tell you again of this dog, waiting until the moment I discovered he peed in the kitchen to go over and start drinking his water, looking up at me between each lap to drive the point home that I should KNOW.

12.) Your colloidal-silver infused sriracha will corner the “hipster prepper” market.

13.) A superhero whose mid-section is all knives called Stabdomen.

14.) Weirdly, one of my saving graces during the last few months of turmoil, loss and disconnection has been that… I was never the strong one, you know? I was always the emotional, melodramatic in my more shameful moments, artsy type. I’ve never had to feel like I was violating my image or myself or letting anyone down by being emotional or moody or maudlin at times, even. I’ve never taken that second psychological hit of feeling like I’m doing something wrong by being broken up inside, here and there. Never having been “the strong one” has un-intuitively made me stronger through the storm. It is funny how our minds work like that, I guess.