ma6 in idea barrages

1.) People who want “the big corner office” unnerve me. I don’t understand the impulse to having big flashy abusive power. I just wanna work from a computer in a converted closet or from a stage, wanting to just be outside working with your hands ain’t for me but I get it.

2.) AN IMPORTANT REALIZATION DECADES TOO LATE: because it was on npr, “Car Talk” should’ve been called “Oil Things Considered”.

3.) Your D&D campaign about adventurers on the panic/anxiety spectrum will be called “Wizards and Worriers”.

4.) If you need a villain CEO for your story, make the business a Wal-Mart stand-in called “MegaLow” so that you can go in for all the “mega-low-mania” puns.

5.) The idea that deaths in a continuing film franchise “don’t mean anything” if announcements of future films suggest those deaths will be undone, it’s kind of like antiquated “Don’t Break Kayfabe” deals in wrasslin’. Enjoy the story inside itself, you cheat yourself going too meta.

6.) Definitely the most offensive porn parody would be an Amos ‘N’ Andy parody called ANUS ‘N’ ANDY.

7.) The fact that they called him The Riddler and not “The Hint” saved us generations worth of “get The Hint” jokes and for that we must be eternally grateful.

8.) The key is to not think of them as “bathroom breaks” but rather as “plopportunities”.

9.) I’m astonished how quickly fads cycle through now. Remember the three seconds fidget spinners were the biggest thing ever? Yeah, I barely do too.

10.) Bikeman was a highly coveted spokesperson.

11.) We’re Central New York. Rochester is Western New York. We are not one nebulous unified “Upstate New York”. I will not be saddled with moral responsibility for “garbage plate”, I have enough to feel horrible about as it is.

12.) Some of the pipes in Mario Brothers are all the same TARDIS, in chameleon mode as a green pipe, at different points in its personal timeline, that’s why you can warp between points in some cases.