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How old will you be in five years?
58

How tall are you?
5‘11

What are you looking forward to most in the next six weeks?
Not a thing. I take it one day at a time, otherwise, I get bummed out.

What’s the last movie you saw?
I don’t remember. Even though it was last week. Guess it wasn’t that good.

Are your parents together?
My biological father died in 2010. My mother and stepfather have been married about 35 years

What color are your eyes?
blue I think

Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
If I had to go somewhere, I’d like to go to Japan. Get some real Sushi. I also really like the Japanese people. I guess these days that makes me racist.

Do you tan or burn?
Tan if I do it right, burn if I don’t.

What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
For about a year I had a very strong fear of something under the bed or watching me in my room. This was around the age of 12 I think. Now I AM the dark lord, the one to be feared.

How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four. Two firm ones, and two soft ones. This is just within the past year. Prior to that, it was one, usually a grungy old pillow.

How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Just one, but have driven through about 46 of them.

Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
I really like to go barefoot when I can.

What is your favorite dessert?
Tiramisu, Cheese Cake, and pussy. Maybe all three at once.

What is your favorite kind of soup?
Homemade chicken or Turkey, but I also love Progresso Lentil soup.

Do you like coffee?
Big time.

What do you drink in the morning?
Umm, coffee.

Do you like to cuddle?
Yes, sometimes, but not for hours on end.

Have you ever been to Canada?
Went for the first time a few days ago, but only just across the border.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I used to, but not sure who.

Do you want kids?
If I was happier with my genetics I would, but I don’t have the desire to pass my genes on. I think only people with very high quality genetics should breed, but it seems the the opposite is the fashion of the day. The more of a useless fucked up piece of shit you are, the more kids you shit out.

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
When I was 6 I had Scarlet Fever and an ambulance took me. That was the only time as a passanger, but many times as a nurse.

Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool, nothing eats you in a pool. Unless you’re a woman and it’s me, but then it’s pleasurable. At least I would hope that it is.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I like McDonald’s Hot mustard, Honey mustard, and sweet and sour sauces. (Keeping the answer from the person I stole this survey from, cause yeah #metoo on that one.

Have you ever run out of money?
I’ve been totally broke and fucked several times in my life when the situation seemed completely hopeless. Yet, somehow, each time, I managed to get ahead. That’s why I plan to keep this shitty job that I have now for as long as I can handle it. I like financial security, even though it’s almost paycheck to paycheck, it gets me by fine for now.

What is your usual bedtime?

I work afternoons, so I get up around noon or so, and stay up until around 3am or so.

Do you read the newspaper?
I live in NY, so they are all Liberal communist fagot shit rags. Simple answer would be no.

What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Fuck if I know.
I mean I don’t remember. That wasn’t what was on the note.

When was the last time you attended church?
I think it was at my coworkers funeral in 1998.

What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
When I was a kid staying with my father for the summer, a few times we camped the whole summer in a tent. However it was located by a lake, right next to what could be considered on a motel property, surrounded by a fence, and even if it wasn’t the place was totally safe.

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