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What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?

I don’t think I cry too often in movies, so I have to think back on movies I’ve tried in over the years. I cried in ‘The Adventures Of Milo & Otus” when I was like 10yo. I also cried in “Toy Story 3” and I was a blubbering mess in “Monster Pies” lol.

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?

Hmmm, not too sure. I don’t really like the idea of plastic surgery. Maybe a new set of titties? :P

Do you have a completely irrational fear?

Haha, well the first thought that comes to mind is Commitment. I don’t see commitment as the good thing everyone else does. It freaks me out, makes me feel trapped, not-free, unable to do my own thing. Which is stupid, it shouldn’t. The idea of sharing life with someone should overwhelm the idea of going at it alone, but nope, it really doesn’t!

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?

I go into my shell, even more than I do naturally. Just call me a turtle.

Are you a pyromaniac?

Yes, totes. Set fire to all the things. What sort of dumb question is this?

Do you have too many love interests?

Lust-interests, I can’t even count. There’s too many good-looking people, seriously. As for love, I would say not. As Foreigner say, I want to know what love is.

Do you know anyone famous?

Nope. I am a mere commoner with commoner friends. Wait, are any of you famous?

Who would play you in a movie?

Brenton Thwaits. I know he looks nothing like me but he’s hot so.... lol. Plus he would have to act out all my hookup scenes over the years, and I want to see that. Director’s uncut version.

Do you know how to play poker?

I think I do! But I’d have a terrible ‘poker face’ and would give away my cards.

What do you carry with you at all times?

Hmm, probably the usual boring crap like wallet, phone, keys. Meh, boring. I need a Chihuahua in a purse or something.

What do you miss most about being a kid?

No bills! No job! No stress! No responsibilities! No bitterness. Endless energy.

Are you happy with your given name?

It’s typically biblical. I thought shortening to Matt with two ‘t’s was clever in primary school, but then realized everyone did that.

How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for good?

A lot. I’m glad I was born in the internet generation, although by the way things are going it could soon be more shit than good. I feel like I’ve been-there-done-that with social media and have considered giving it up for a more meaningful life, but it’s so convenient in contacting people so I dunno. 5 years of social media history to enter the USA? Data breaches? Hacking? Online diaries being shut down? If Prosebox had of gone down, it might’ve been a kick to get me offline more too. I do like the music forum I’m on though.

What color is your bedroom?

Well I’ve lived here forever now. One feature wall is like a dark grey, the other three are an off-white. Floor and door are wooden.

What was the last song you were listening to?

It was Kylie’s new album.

Have you ever been in love?

I often wonder this and the closest I can think of is when I was with Luke like 12 years or so ago. If that wasn’t love, it was probably damn close to it, but I think love is even more than that was. I think he and his current boyfriend will get married.

Do you talk a lot?

I don’t! I feel like I am hopeless at conversation and I only have a couple of close friend groups because of it, and I’m amazed I even have those. I’m much more of a listener and chiming in when I feel I can.

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?

Like myself? I do and I don’t, but I mostly do. Believe in myself? No, not really. Mental health is a pretty fucked thing sometimes.

Do you consider yourself a nice person?

I really do, but as mentioned before in the ‘kid’ question, I’ve become bitter with age. Couple that with being mid-30’s and not giving a shit anymore, it can probably come across as standoffish. I work in retail. Stupid has no limits.

What is your ideal marriage location?

Well, now that it’s legal (5 months now!) I’d have to think about this one. Probably somewhere scenic and pretty.

Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?

Piano.

Favorite fabric?

Silk. It comes from an insect’s bum!

Something you love and hate?

Being gay.

What kind of bedding do you use?

I have 1000-thread count sheets, which are great but a complete marketing gimmick I know. Just the sheets at the moment because it’s too hot, but my comfy purple (at the moment) doona will go on in the coming months.

What smell do you find sexy?

Tom Ford cologne. Not sure which one it is, but when a guy is wearing it, he can just climb on top of me please. kthanks.

What’s the one language you want to learn?

Languages are so hard for me. My memory is shit lol. So I am dreading this upcoming trip where I’ll no doubt have to talk to people at some points, and I’ll need to learn some Portuguese, Spanish, Italian and Swiss. Maybe French too if I make it back to Paris. Yikes.
I mean, if I did it before (with Dutch, German, French and back to German) surely I can get by this time. Thanks Google Translate!
As for what I WANT to learn, I think French is probably the sexiest language.

How do you eat an apple?

Umm, I open my mouth and take a bite, just like the first woman on Earth did when the talking snake told her to. Sheesh.

What do you order at a bar?
Midori Lemonade or a Smirnoff Black. Sometimes a Long Island.

Have you ever pierced your body parts?

Nope, too wussy about the pain.

Do you have tattoos?

Nope, same reason.

Do you drive a stick?

I know how to, but we certainly don’t use the word ‘stick’.

What’s one trait you hate in a person?

Bitchiness.

What kind of watch do you wear?

I don’t, I find them annoying.

Do you consider yourself materialistic?

Nope.

What do you cook the best?

Silverside.

Favorite writing instrument?

Keyboard.

Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?

Neither, but let’s go with blend in.

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?

It’s funny because my photos as ‘Amanda’ (now ‘Jacqueline’) popped up from exactly a year-ago in my side-bar entries. Not that I went ‘out’ in this, other than walking around the uni where the photo-shoot took place.

What’s one car you will never buy?

Probably any of them since they are such money guzzlers!

What kind of books do you like to read?

Coming of age novels, self-help, and gay erotica.

If you won the lottery, what would you do?

A question everyone has an answer for. I’m not sure it’d be a good thing to win the lottery because it can ruin friendships but I don’t have that many friends anyway, so screw you all! J/k. I’d probably work just a few hours a week, invest, buy a flashy house, car and have my first ever first-class flight experience. I’d also be quite generous and help out some people in need.

Burial or cremation?

I’m an organ donor, so probably cremation.

How many online journals do you read regularly?

Off and on, probably about 10 or so.

What’s one thing you’re a loser at?

Drawing, painting, anything creative and artsy lol.

If you don’t like a person, how do you show it?

Make a conscious effort to avoid them at all costs.

Do you cry in front of your friends?

Well I’ve been know to burst into tears at work, so I guess so lol. I was also with my bestie when we were all bawling watching ‘Monster Pies’ haha.

What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?

I actually have no idea. It’s a bit of a mixed-bag I think. If it’s at work, I tend to be quite focused and probably standoffish, but if it’s out somewhere, physically I feel like some guys find me a bit attractive and others just see me as a plain jane lol. And it always seems to be the ones I find attractive that see me as the plain jane. Wtf is this, Life? C’mon now!

What’s one thing you like to do alone?

Haha, I love the ‘masturbate’ answer to this one. Clearly. Actually my answer would be just about everything haha. I’m going through Europe alone for God’s sake.

Are you a giver or a taker?

You can’t just ask a gay man this question without buying me a drink first :P
In life, a bit of both.

When’s the last time you cried?

I don’t think it was that long ago but I can’t remember why now.

Favorite communication method?

Snapchat. Sometimes it’s a nude :P

How many drinks before you’re tipsy?

Oh not much at ALL. I swear I feel drunk after a Cherry Ripe sometimes.

Do you think you’re cute?

Sometimes I do.

Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?

Down to my underwear, not at all. Probs not nakie though.