Nope. in Self-Improvement, 2018

Me: “I did not drink too much wine.”
Also me: “ Yes I did, but I won’t tell anyone if you don’t.”
Also, also me: “Shut Up, self. You’re drunk.”

So I texted the owners of the football team to let them know I wouldn’t be at practice this morning first thing when I woke up this morning. Zero energy. Zero motivation. Bum leg. The one owner replied and said I could be released from my contract to play with the team this season.

Basically I have to just say the word and they’ll release me and that is DEPRESSING AS FUCK. Every year they get people who try to back out of their contract and beg them to stay. I didn’t even know releasing me was even on their radar. Am I that oblivious. Totes makes sense though.

So imma need my mind and body to start working in conjunction with each other because I cannot lose this team. This team and my dog are the only things I got going for me.

Fuck man. Why did that injury have to happen NOW.