Survey in Stolen surveys.

Are you named after someone?
No

Last time you cried?
Rebel Pirate Vikings don’t cry. There is no crying.

Do you like your handwriting?
Yes but my neighbors say that it’s hard to read.
I mean they supposedly can make out the Swastika fine but
the writing is a bit hurried.

What is your favorite lunch meat?
Prime Rib.
It’s my favorite dinner meat too.
As well as my favorite desert.

Do you have kids?
Wish I did, I’d like to try to make Goats cheese some day.

Do you use sarcasm?
Pfft, nooooo.

Do you still have your tonsils?
Mine, and a few others as well.
I call them trophies, the jury called them sick.

Would you bungee jump?
Too risky. I can’t risk taking myself away from the world
and all that I have to still offer it.

What is your favorite kind of cereal?
Dead meat.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Shoes? I hope to own a pair one day.

Do you think you’re strong?
Not really. My deodorant works pretty well.
At least the day of the month that I apply it.

What is your favorite ice cream? “YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME, YOU WILL BE CAUGHT,
I HAVE RIGHTS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

What is the first thing you notice about someone?
The scent of their fear.

Football or Baseball?
Big hairy ones.

What is the least favorite thing you like about yourself?
Procrastination.
I will talk more about this some other time.

What color pants are you wearing?
First it’s the shoe question, now it’s pants. Fucking spoiled Liberal commies
with their clothes and shit.

(Ohhhh, that was ICE scream, not I scream. Never mind. But it’s coconut)

Last thing you ate?
Really? Shoes, pants, and now food.
WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!?

What are you listening to right now?
My cat telling me that I wont get caught, and just “do it.”

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
The smudge print.

Favorite smell?
Unwashed pussy.
(come on, someone had to be honest)

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Mommy

Favorite sport to watch on TV?
Cops pepper spraying protesters.

Hair color?
Any. As long as the drapes match the carpet.
Ok, actually, as long as there IS a carpet, any color.

Eye color?
Let me check my collection.

Favorite food to eat?
Whatever I kill.

Scary movies or happy?
Scary. I enjoy routing for the bad thing.

Last movie you watched?
I don’t know. It’s hard to tell between watching a movie, and acting it out.

What color shirt are you wearing?
Chest hair.

Favorite holiday?
Kwanzaa.

Wine or beer?
Wine