dxiii in idea barrages

1.) A festive holiday train ride where half the kids, at random, get to meet Santa while the others are tormented by the Krampus. Call it… The Bi-Polar Express.

2.) It’s weird how Star Wars is the last thing in our culture we’re not allowed to be skeptical about, let alone cynical. A rapist in the White House is trying to get a child molester elected to Senate but God help us if you point out Porgs are bald marketing.

3.) Is Wolverine circumcised? Did they try and it just healed back?

4.) Wanted to go to Open Mic Night at MVCC tonight, too busy packing for my travels… a shame.

5.) 308 pounds. Officially 50 lbs lighter than my worst at my doctor’s visit in April. So much more to go but here we are. I would love to be under 300 for the Tramontane Cafe’s anniversary show at the Stanley in mid-January.

6.) Student loan paperwork, check. Medical insurance paperwork, check. Flash fiction assignment for this week, keyword “secret”, check. Tomorrow morning, pack up the CPAP and the laptop, out to spend some time with my brother in Cali.

7.) I would love to be, like, a Christmas themed luchadore named SANTOS CLAUS.

8.) I would tell Roy Moore to go screw himself but he’s clearly too old for his own tastes.