4st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

  • Dec. 4, 2017, 3:06 p.m.
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My brother got a dispatch job in Santa Barbara, and he starts in a week.
He’s going to be renting a room from some lady down there.
I wont have anyone to bother! No one for this older brother to ..bother!
George is coming to visit on the 17th.
Did I tell you what she named my nephew? When she was preggo, she’d been very insistent on a ‘proper australian’ name.
I’m still going to call him Master Bruce instead of Alfred. Or Fredo.
Yeah, I’m gonna be like “It was you, Fredo…you breaka’ my heart.”
My thanksgiving was alright, but oh my heavens, christmas is coming now isn’t it!
Wambinglers, floomtinglers, all the noise, noise, noise!
I’m ok-, Haha, alright I lied, but atleast I’m alive, and I wanted to make sure you knew.
In the words of ET, be goooood, elliotttt


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