d9 in idea barrages

1.) Every conspiracy theory started with a person deciding that their view of the world must matter more than the facts as they happen, what happens when acknowledging the truth would kill you but you don’t wanna die so Elaborate Falsehood came in to save you from choosing.

2.) It doesn’t take two many extra letters to turn “ringtones” into “cringetones” and, really, not that much difference conceptually either.

3.) At this point, about the only background detail in Star Wars that hasn’t been explained and exploited in a tie-in or prequel is the blue milk. THE GUY WHO GENETICALLY ENGINEERS BLUE COWS: A STAR WARS STORY.

4.) In the new trailer for Jurassic Park 7 (or whatever it is) it is weird that Goldblum became Judd Hirsh, his own dad in a different movie?

5.) “It’s a stream!” “It’s a… stream.” “It’s a stream stream!” “What’s a stream stream?” “You know, a livestream stream about a real live stream.” “Streaming in high-definition.” “Streams of streams, yes.” “Internet water through a series of tubes.” “Absolutely.”

6.) A new snack for the low-carb types that’s just nuts with cheese and spices fried onto them called CHEEEEEEEEEEESE NUTS.

7.) A parody of REMINISCIN’ about the old WWF tag team Demolition?

8.) Hark, Harold the angel sings, weird name for a gun with wings, Gabrel or Azmondeari, no his name is simply Harry

9.) Drop a nuke on a circus clown and watch it obliterate into its constituent bozons.