to the tune of WORKING CLASS HERO in song parodies
- Sept. 29, 2017, 10:47 a.m.
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as soon as you’re born you’re in Burger King hell
God help you if you’re sent off to the Taco Bell
God can’t help you with the things that McDonalds sells
a working class gyro is something to eat
a gyro’s a sandwich with beef veal or lamb
sometimes done with chicken but never salam
it’s so fucking delicious you won’t give a damn
a working class gyro is something to eat
when they’ve plied out your tastebuds with sauce of Tahzeke
and the scent of the onions is making you weak
then you can’t really function without eating Greek
a working class gyro is something to eat
they make it look complex on cable teevee
they fill it with butter if it’s Guy Fieri
but it’s just cooking with a vertical rotisserie
a working class gyro is something to eat
don’t need to get fast food that just makes you ill
don’t need to be a Jetson to just live off pills
don’t fight the temptation, you don’t have the will
a working class gyro is something to eat
a working class gyro is something to eat
a working class gyro is something to eat
if you want to have a gyro then split one with me
Narrator ⋅ September 29, 2017
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Squidobarnez ⋅ September 29, 2017
my dad used to order the gyro whenever we'd go to a place that made them.
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