s11 in idea barrages

1.) The brother of the guy who invented Ben-Gay felt like a loser in comparison but worse everyone kept rubbing it in.

2.) Whenever they say “the world is your oyster!” I think “oh great, snot in a rock, thank you.”

3.) Perform Van Morrison covers in an emo style as Van Morrissey.

4.) Open a dessert shop in Massachusetts just so you can answer the phone “Coldstone Cream, Boston”.

5.) Evolution made sex so amazingly great that we will even put up with HAVING CHILDREN for it. That’s some powerful stuff.

6.) At the pot luck orgy, don’t forget to bring a dick to pass.

7.) No, I am not ready for some football. I am not ready for even a minimum amount of football but thank you for asking.

8.) Sporadic looting even happens when there’s no disasters, it’s just called “robbery” then. Don’t believe the news’ racist exaggerations.

9.) Volcano Mayonnaise Cake is the grossest phrase ever and the best band name ever.