a24 in idea barrages

1.) Before you judge people on the (admittedly horrible) pumpkin spice thing, ask yourself: did I share some really gross bacon meme?

2.) Everyone’s mad at everyone about everything, it’s a veritable scornucopia.

3.) This nightmare was about going to a candy trade show and eating so much candy that candy caked outside me rendering me a statue.

4.) The first ten minutes of every live Youtube is the youtuber live telling people on other social media things that they’re doing it.

5.) A parody of “Takin’ It To The Streets” about how Joss Whedon sure likes feet would be pretty topical.

6.) A twenty-two minute version of The Tempest entitled “Abridged, Over Troubled Waters”.

7.) The optimal title for a Batman-themed porno is “Things That Go Bump In The Knight”.

8.) I still kind of hope they’re gonna fake out everyone and IT will be about information technology.