Station Identification Break in Book Four: Ichi-no-Tani 2017

  • Aug. 24, 2017, 1:46 a.m.
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We interrupt our usual carping to bring you the following limericks:

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, ‘It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!’

There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil


Deleted user August 24, 2017

Oh my !

Katren...In Conclusion August 24, 2017

Try this one:
Said a young lawyer, named Ray,
"My clients all get away.
The courts set them free,
But the size of our fee
Proves to them crime does not pay."

^..^Kat August 24, 2017

:)

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