survey in 2017. got it.

If you had a pig, what would you name it?
um.

On which side is your toilet paper in your bathroom?
well. it’s not actually my bathrm. and it’s on.........actually......it’s in a cabinet. er cupboard i mean.

Lamps or Ceiling Lights?
um. this brings to mind a story. so when the lady gave me a tour of the house she said something about the um light switch connecting to an outlet. well and so i thought above it in the ceiling was a light fixture. you know cause light switches are by light fixtures. switch plates that’s what they’re called. untill one day recently at 1 a.m. i was lookin at it and i’m ‘huh. that’s not a light fixture’. and so i told her that. and i thought she’d be surprised. but she wasn’t. [btw the ‘light fixture’ is actually a smoke alarm.].

Which is worse: finger prick or a shot?
you mean like a vaccine? cause a shot can also be alcohol. in which case um i don’t........know.

Ever shined a flashlight in your eye?
shouldn’t it be ‘shown’? and yeah probably.

When was the last time you fell over?
um.............. i don’t fall like over. i’ve fallen down a few times throughout my life.

What do you do when it snows?
well it depends on what time it is.

Name a Random Vegetable.
i misread that as ‘vehicle’

What do you think would happen if a pig ate sunscreen?
that would probably be really uncomfortable for the pig.

Elf ears or a witch nose?
Elf ears… they are kind of cute.

Do you do the mash potato?
no.........

Love at first sight: Possible?
this brings to mind the beatles song.

Are you a graduate?
of what?

Favorite Harrison Ford?
yes. i quite like him. i like that he’s so quiet.

Math is…
um. math.

What type of device are you using right now? (Laptop, MacBook, tablet)
laptop

Is Google your homepage?
When I use chrome it is.

Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Bebo, etc. Which is best?
i don’t like myspace’s change it’s all weird now. and idk.

Dinosaurs are…
Dead. > yes thank you. but ya know. that they are that is v. true. no they’re cool.

How much do you perspire?
um.

Would you perform on Broadway?
they say the neon lights are bright on broadway. carole king. and uh.........yeah.

Would you perform in a Commercial?
Yeah as long as it’s not a commercial saying I have [insert random STD] and [insert random drug] cured it!

Would you perform in the Superbowl?
oh you mean musically. i thought you meant football.

What’s your meaning in life?
uh

Do you participate in Hanukkah?
no actually. though i went to the JCC when i was little. [i don’t know if they have those outside of CO.........]. those jewish people are good people. as are others. i’ve known a few. and the only other thing i have to contribute to this is i was in fiddler in HS. [i’m not jewish.].

Define Rap in two words.
Just talking

What is the difference in a fruit and a vegetable?
don’t you mean between them? not in them? um. well for me. fruits are the juicer watery-ier ones. and vegebles aren’t. juicier, not ‘juicer’. yes fruit’s the juicer haha kidding.

What is your IQ?
I have no idea nor do I really want to know.

Favorite Movie?
well currently it’s Boys Don’t Cry. love it.

Religion?
erm.

How do you exert the most energy?
energy? i have depression and an eating disorder. so.........

Pineapple reminds you of…
um, pineapple.

On a scale of one to penguin, how random are YOU?
um........

Last updated January 07, 2018