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1.) If you take some manga porn with you camping, that there’s some tentai.

2.) BATTLEFIELD EARTH is a perfect example of a cautionary Terl.

3.) Your fighter’s too OP. NO DON’T NERF ME! Your fighter’s too OP. NO DON’T NERF ME! Your fighter’s too OP. I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMIES!

4.) Talkin’ all raw about minor Star Wars characters on the twitter, what a bunch of Wedgelords.

5.) I don’t swear much in social media but FUCK the far-left purity police who aided and abetted these health care thieves outta arrogant spite. “Sure, millions are going to die or go broke now but it felt so REBELLIOUS to believe a rapist hiding in an embassy on Russia Today’s dime!” Being alive’s a pre-existing condition. The perfect being the enemy of the good is also a pre-existing condition. I AM SO GODDAMNED FURIOUS. Punch Nazis. Punch all the Nazis. Punch the smug purists who inadvertently help Nazis too. Even Christ flipped a few tables. I’ve never been this angry at humans before. Mostly I’m just disappointed by humans & angry at the empty sky for not helping. Oh man. Simultaneously arguing with folk on the left lost in stridency and folk on the right lost in a dearth of compassion reminds me, I got this. The lack of justified military coup against a fake President propped up by a foreign dictator just because he’s white & male disappoints. The idea Hillary’s minor backroom deals were unique or even on par w/ other candidates were plain sexism & that’s how you get Nazis in power. Do you want Nazis in power, Lana? Because that’s how you get Nazis.

6.) Self-help books. Self help, books. Self, help books. Self! Help! Books!

7.) Hot Topic should be legally forced to adopt the Hot Pockets jingle for their ads. “Hoooooooot Top-ic!”

8.) I am irrationally bothered by people typoing “by-product” into “bi-product”, it’s so common and I’m so weird.