430 in idea barrages

1.) A spherical Slap Chop called A Dicin’ Sphere.

2.) Aquaman bought his castle with a sub-prime loan and now the poor guy’s underwater.

3.) Your murder mystery novel about the death of a margarine magnate will be called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butler”.

4.) It ain’t hoardin’ til it’s cat-lady things.

5.) A parody of Lit’s “My Own Worst Enemy” about a sea anemone?

6.) This fake government is basically just bandits breaking into the house of America and ripping the copper out the walls to sell.

7.) If a guy needs to have an alternate to a mimosa called a Bromosa, masculinity is the most fragile thing in the world and must die.

8.) The issue isn’t that your joke about the Hindenberg wasn’t that it was tasteless, it just didn’t land.