Case closed in Current Events

Alright alright alright. I explained to Zach today that he was confusing me with his jokes about being sexually confused and his fake flirting with me and we set the record straight and made some boundaries and now I can finally get some sleep. After this little heartbreak. I ain’t need no mess so this is perfect.
Except the part where I’m going to die alone and unloved but that’s a tomorrow problem.