to the tune of the Spider Man theme in song parodies

spiders, man
spiders, man
thinks he’s covered in spiders, man
can his hands change in size?
no they can’t, he’s just high
look out
he’s seeing spiders, man

does he spike?
does he tweak?
been awake for at least a week
doesn’t look that well-fed
might believe that he’s dead
beware
he says there’s spiders, man

with a bag of crank
mixed with three other drugs
this is not a prank
swears he’s swarming with bugs

spiders, man
spiders, man
now he’s talking to spiders, man
crystal meth, all he needs
scratches his arms til he bleeds
to him
like in the sky a kite up
whenever he can light up
he’s seeing spiders, man!