yes, still doing barrages here in idea barrages

  • Jan. 27, 2014, 7:09 p.m.
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1.) A movie character personality test where every answer is "you are... A PERSON ON THE INTERNET WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS".

2.) Arnold doing a Slap Chop infomercial that's just thirty minutes of him saying "GET IN DA CHOPPA" over and over again.

3.) A mashup of LITTLE WING and WISH YOU WERE HERE.

4.) I'm gonna start referring to my gigantic collection of fillings as The Molar Vortex.

5.) The problem with science fiction writers predicting the future is that we assume everyone cares as much about science as we do. Few do.

6.) A dungeon-themed restaurant called The Tower of Luncheon.

7.) Whatever it is that "separates the men from the boys" please, by all means, send it to Vatican City NOW.

8.) I sure hope that when "Her" comes out on DVD someone does a youtube video where they whip their Her back and forth.

9.) More like Don'tgiveadamnies AMIRITE.

10.) Like a wizard, a grilled cheese sandwich always arrives exactly on time.


Deleted user January 27, 2014

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Florentine January 27, 2014

10) that's because there's never a bad time for a grilled cheese sandwich (or a wizard).

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