219 in idea barrages

1.) Your diner/weed dispensary will be called THE HASH HOUSE.

2.) If I had to be a judge-themed wrestler, I’d definitely name myself “City Hall” so that I could yell “YOU CAN’T FIGHT CITY HALL!”

3.) Someone should create a Twitter character “Progressive Rock George Bush” so he can say “Read my lips: no new Tarkus”.

4.) If Gogurt is supposed to be yogurt for kids, why didn’t they call it Youth Culture instead?

5.) If money and.... conventional looks and… emotional stability don’t matter to you, ladies, holy Christ I am a catch and a half.

6.) Nutrisystem advertises something called Turboshakes but that sounds more like the DTs to me.

7.) If you’re left your aunt’s collection of vintage merkins, does that make you a pubic heir?

8.) If you mute the volume, any video of a country line dance looks like a hoard of the most confused zombies ever.