The Logan Act in poetry
- Jan. 28, 2017, 9:46 p.m.
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The Logan Act
enacted January 30th, 1799
Statue 613
Title 18 of the United States Code
Section 953
Any citizen of the United States
for example failed real-estate developer Donald J. Trump
wherever he may be
for example former game show host Donald J. Trump
who, without authority of the United States
for example during the 2016 election cycle
directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse
for example colluding to leak out of context e-mails stolen by the Russian spy services
with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof
for example Vladimir Putin, Russia Today employee Julian Assange or other Kremlin assets
with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government
for example to gain Putin influence over American statecraft
or of any officer or agent thereof
in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States
for example to unduly smear Presidential candidate Secretary of State Hilary Rodham Clinton
or to defeat the measures of the United States
for example the American ideal of a fucking free and fair presidential election
shall be fined under this title
imprisoned not more than three years
or both.
So according to a law on the books
since the Eighteenth fucking Century
lock him up
lock him up
lock him up.
Deleted user ⋅ January 28, 2017
Hillary is the true criminal.
littlefallsmets Deleted user ⋅ January 28, 2017
She just violated the Constitution to try and ban people from the country on the basis of religion? No. Some other person just did that.
Deleted user littlefallsmets ⋅ January 28, 2017
U.S. Code ยง 1182 - Inadmissible aliens: "Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate."
littlefallsmets Deleted user ⋅ January 28, 2017
Later rulings found it unconstitutional to use that in the sweeping ways that the game show host tried to use it.
Deleted user littlefallsmets ⋅ January 28, 2017
What rulings?
Deleted user ⋅ January 28, 2017
I so want to see him removed.
Deleted user ⋅ January 28, 2017
I'm sad
DeadAir ⋅ January 29, 2017
If being worth 3.5 billion is your definition of being a failed real estate developer you need take some remedial math classes. Islam is not a race, its an ideology. If there were millions of nazis who claimed they didn't support hitler wanting to immigrate would you feel the same way? or would you be a typicl leftist hypocrite? Trump was elected by a majority of the citizens of the united states. It was a 100% fair and legal election, the only hacking the russians did was expose Hillarys manipulation of the democratic process to undermine sanders. If you are against that result you need to check what you represent because you are against democracy, and in that event it is you who needs to be locked up.
Squidobarnez ⋅ January 29, 2017
he disgusts me.
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