post-tramiversary barrage in idea barrages

1.) You didn’t just vote that one day. You vote every day you actively resist the normalization of hatred & greed. Or of course when you don’t.

2.) By undermining the very notion of ethical good, they want you to think everyone’s heartless & all you can do is side with those “like” you.

3.) The circus isn’t dead, just the big one with the name that allowed it to not have to try. Start a circus in your own backyard.

4.) “Wolverine is not her lover, he’s just the guy who says that Jean is the one… but Cable is Cyclops’ son…“

5.) “Little red Chevette.... that thing won’t drive too fast… little red Chevette…“

6.) They refuse to be called “psychopaths” anymore and now demand the title “alt-moral”.

7.) They refuse to be called “rapists” anymore and now demand the title “alt-copulators”.

8.) They refuse to be called “murderers” anymore and now demand the title “alt-Good-Samaritans”.

9.) They refuse to be called “willfully ignorant morons” anymore and demand the title “alt-scholars”.

10.) The best way to bring order to a Star Wars cosplay party is to yell “All Hans on deck!”

11.) Lovecraft’s hard to adapt in a straightforward unironic manner as his horrors are often literally unseeable, tough for film or teevee takes.

12.) If winning or losing means more to you than humane or inhumane, please, by all means, divest yourself from public discourse, thanks.

13.) And yet, we still haven’t gotten the cinematic crossover we REALLY want: LEPRECHAUN VERSUS PREDATOR.

14.) “An insightful mind is not always an organized one” he wrote on the page, between doodles of a robot and a hamburger.