jan3 in idea barrages

1.) They proposed tax cuts for the elder gods in hopes they might show mercy on us and called it “paganomics”.

2.) The little girl loved pretending to put on lipstick but it was all a pigment of her imagination.

3.) Are hidden references in an episode of SHERLOCK called easter eggs benedict?

4.) Your hipster craft-beer bar will be called My Brew Heaven.

5.) Every year, wizards celebrate the day they cast their first spell as their manaversary.

6.) Do car companies realize that when they make ads about cool robots in their factories, all we can think is the jobs lost to the machines?

7.) It’s amazing how many of these “freedom” advocates will bow before a dictator like Putin if his actions advance their brand.

8.) Convince someone that you think Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand” is about playing Twister.

9.) Get yourself a bumpersticker that says “Legalize World Peace”.

10.) Your Illinois based reinterpretation of Shakespeare can be called “Romeo and Joliet”, y’know.

11.) My Twitter gets trolls from the Russia Today/Wikileaks fringe left AND Trump-holes at the same time. I must be doing something right.

12.) Those in press & govt who kowtowed to Trump/attacked HRC for influence exchanged their walk-on part in a struggle for a lead role in a cage.

13.) No inauguration can make you president if you got there via espionage and fraud. Trump will never be president in any way that matters.

14.) And now to start trying to write a parody for the occasion of the Tramontane Cafe’s 9th anniversary in a coupla weeks…