1128 in idea barrages

1.) I had the dream with the push-pins from high school shop class again, thirty million of them, driven into my skin all over my body, picking them out bloody with the fingernails I do not have. They were driven in deep but they were all just pin-pricks individually, I had to pull them out red-soaked one by red-soaked one or else I’d lose too much blood pulling them all at once. I think I was also helping someone write a musical in New York City, there was something about resistance melting the snow on a roof revealing it was actually a glass ceiling we could blast to rags and atoms with the pins within our wounds. Famous people had not succeeded, minor people were stars, it was kind of an alternate timeline thing but I focused on the metal in my scars. A song about Babe Ruth’s widow living under the weight of pretending all those pleasant myths were true, that much I know. I also know how much the pushpins up and down my arms hurt, for what it’s worth, for what it’s worth.

2.) Willithink therefore william

3.) There is not much left now beyond doubling down on love. Carry a tank of love on your back, blast it out like a flamethrower.

4.) Has there been a Harry Potter Chia? Has there been Harry Potter hairy pottery?

5.) Never get stage fright, only get not-on-stage fright, never get writer’s block, just get blocked on the thing you’re supposed to be writing.

6.) Sgt. Slaughter played high school football in Eden Prarie MN, where Mallrats and MST3K were both filmed. True fact.

7.) Before we lose Obama, I would like to be awarded a Presidential Medal of Participation.

8.) Have as much fun as you can while being as humane to your fellow women and men as you can. That’s it. That’s all.