1.) He named his dark elf Michaelango and gave him the battlecry “Drowabunga!”
2.) If Guy Fieri’s autobiography is entitled GET RICH OR GUY TRYIN’, then MAYBE he’s self aware.
3.) I enjoy when a ventriloquist is technically flawless in the voice throwing but untalented as a performer. The overspecialization amuses me.
4.) A barista with the words “MUGG LIFE” tattooed on her knucks would be pretty great.
5.) I wonder if those terrible new Ninja Turtles movies have done a “sais don’t matter” dick joke yet.
6.) At a comic book convention and at a Civil War reenactment, there are two very different meanings for the term “Booth babe”.
7.) If a rolling stone gathers no moss, there’s no way someone can take a lichen to it.
8.) When the moon hits your eye with a dumb yelling guy, that’s Fieri.
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