21 in idea barrages

1.) He didn’t like his lovers too too thin, he liked their thighs as thick as sin.

2.) Rommel The Third, you magnificent bastard, I read your tweets!

3.) Some practice monogamy because it is their preference, others because they haven’t gotten it right yet.

4.) Occasionally I see these stand-up shows that play the motel in Little Falls, I oughta talk to them about trying to get on the card, I’d be a profitable “bringer” there.

5.) We need a new years’ restitution.

6.) When you wake up in the morning angry for no reason, that’s robe rage.

7.) They were the best sausage makers in the world, they called themselves The Brat Pack.

8.) I got all the tools to be a preacher except that I am a terrible liar.