1123 in idea barrages

1.) I’d never considered Frosty The Snowman as the story of a creature near death trying to pack in experience like Roy Baty in BLADERUNNER.

2.) People scoffing “oh the Ewoks were just cute things made to sell toys” then swooning over BB-8’s cuteness and buying tons of toys.

3.) Trump’s concession had better just be the end of THE WAVE where it’s explained this was all just an experiment to show how easy fascism is.

4.) The term “Missionary Position” offends me because sex is so much better than stealing people’s cultures for fun and profit.

5.) A generation of steel pennies, brilliant freaks forged in ridiculous shortage, assumed frauds despite true hard-earned currency.

6.) Master Chief Boyardee kills aliens with mediocre pasta.

7.) She was so unfashionable, they dubbed her “Mary Queen of Skorts”.

8.) Why pick such a clinical term for being attracted to intellect? Why “sapiosexual”? Why not “fool for thought”?

9.) Does every language pretend that blueberries aren’t purple or is this just an English language thing?