1.) Jeff Daniels must be sick to death of the sighs when he shows up in the room and everyone realizes it’s not Jeff Bridges.
2.) Thanks to the Batman movies, I can’t say “Mister Wayne” without doing a really poor imitation of the Bane voice.
3.) The ability to fry foods rests in the mazola oblongata.
4.) A joke juxtaposing the idea of living in an igloo with the popular phrase “netflix and chill”.
5.) In fan-fics, the Lwaxana Troy/Worf pairing & the Larry The Cable Guy/Dorf pairing are both called “Lorf”. Fandoms war over this.
6.) If Spider-Man has a small part in Civil War, does that mean that in the post-credits tag, Macy Gray shows up?
7.) Some think society can’t be collective effort for collective good, only power through threat of violence & they project it on all of us.
8.) I can make you laugh and I can reach the high shelves. In the end, that’s more than most men bring to the table.
9.) And on his guitar case, a bumper sticker that read “This Machine Enjoys Rad Chicks”.
10.) “But I can’t help… falling in tox… ic.... goo” would be about the Ninja Turtles, I guess.
11.) Hey baby, I’m too afraid to ask you out so I’m gonna go youtube and loneliness. (Did I do that right?)
12.) A comedy-rock act called The Bringers would be a pretty run inside-joke.
13.) A Baywatch themed Beatles parody called “Don’t Let Me Drown” might work.
14.) What completes the open mic troll set, along w/ Wagon Wheel & Hallelujah? Stairway? Freebird? Landslide? Like A Rolling Stone?
15.) An all-female Pantera cover band that always dresses as elves called Peter Pantera.
16.) The best action-movie kill phrase for The Wicked Witch is “WATER you so afraid of?”
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