819 in idea barrages

1.) They don’t call the leader’s spouse in China “First Lady” but she IS the wife of The Party.

2.) Sometimes when I’m writing, I’ll paste in a few paragraphs of a related project, just to get my brain going.

3.) What about the testimony of Snow, the Informer? He clearly witnessed what went licky-boom-boom-down.

4.) An indie rock band full of frat brothers would be Bro La Tengo.

5.) I want T-Pain to play a Vulcan named T’Pain.

6.) Gastrointestinal Joe, A Real Bacterial Hero.

7.) Youtube survivalists hate Bear Grills SO MUCH, you guys. It is The Sourest Of Grapes. Hilarious.

8.) One of my favourite arbitrary film cliches is that all ballet schools are somehow sinister.