Has your life lacked a miracle? No
Would you shoot a terrorist? No
Were you an unlovely child? No
In the recent Michael Jackson documentary was he treated fairly? I didn't watch it
New York City and other places along the East Coast have recently been said to be the next terrorist targets. What do you think about this? I don't care
What should the last question in this survey be? I don't care
Are you more likely to think so deeply about things that you forget to take out the garbage OR be wrapped up in your life andforget to think deeply about things? I am much more likely to be caught deep in thought to the point if excluding all else.
In what ways are you destructive? I tend to be incredibly emotionally violent with myself when something goes wrong. I have large isolation problems that push me away from everyone as well.
If you're not with the one you love can you love the one you're with? And so the story of my soon-to-be-ex marriage goes. My answer is an absolute no. No settling.
Why is it that when you hang upside down the blood rushes to your head but when you stand up the blood doesn't rush to your feet? I don't know
Do you demand a better future? No but I hope for one.
Does it make you uncomfortable to meet a person with a handicap or deformity (retarded, deaf, lacking a limb, etc.)? No
What did you think of the movie Vanilla Sky? It's alright. I was in college when it came out and it just reminded me too much of Descartes, who I happened to be studying in my philosophy class. It distracted.
What is your favorite thing to dip into fondue? I have never had fondue
Are you moe like Wayne or Garth? Uh neither
SNL or Mad TV? Mad tv
Best three REM songs: everybody hurts
Name something you do that might be considered eccentric: I rock myself when I am uncomfortable.
Are you hard or easy to love? Hard
Could you be the next american idol? No
If you were going on american idol what would you:
wear? Normal clothes
sing? Uh. Something in the doo wop genre
Is Simon Cowell sexy or does he suck? Don't care
What wqas the last thing you used a credit card for? I don't have a credit card
Do you like back or foot massages more? Back
If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow why oh why can't I? My wings have been ripped off
Why do teachers always want blue or black ink? Easier to read
What do you keep your change in? A crystal dish
Do you read playgirl or playboy for the articles? No
Are you old fashioned? In what ways? Yes, I prefer traditional gender roles within my intimate relationships
If you were going to get a mentor who would your top three choices be (out of everyone alive)? I prefer to do things my own way
Would you rather visit France or Thailand? Thailand
You love your partner but they are a slob. They aren't likly to change. Your thoughts: divorce the fucker :P
Is anything brainwashing people? Yes
How/in what ways? Media
If you were a sex psitols song which one would you be (some choices in case you aren't familiar with them: Holiday in the Sun, Bodies, No Feelings, Liar, Problems, Seventeen, Pretty Vacant, New York, E.M.I.)? I am unfamiliar
Are you more likely to drink moderately and often or drink within an inch of your life but only once in a while? Drink moderately
What scares you most about war? I prefer not to think about it
You find a man with wings (an angel?) half dead in your back yard. the first thing you do is: get blankets to put over him I'm case he's in shock, see if he's coherent and talk to him, assess his level of urgent care
Why do people go to faith healers when there is so much proof that they are fake? Some faith healers are not fake although you'd never hear of them. Sometimes we just need to believe in something outside ourselves.
When someone you care about is really angry with you how do you feel and how do you deal with that feeling? I tend to emotionally abuse myself and then I cave and become soft, apologize and try to fix the situation.
There's a guy who sometimes get violent with his wife. He will scream 'I LOVE you!' While he hurts her. Do you think there could be any love there? No
Name at least three things that make you want to cry. Paco, my PTSD drama shit, Danny
Is John Malkovitch sexy? Is Billy Corgan? No and no
Is Michael Stipe? Is Moby? Is Sinead O'Connor? No yes and yes
Imagine there's a lepper and he wants to be cured but instead of going away his sores sprout sunflowers? Would that be a miracle? Would that tell you anything about anything? It would be a miracle but of what kind, I dunno. Why would a miracle not have a purpose?
Do you watch people? Always
Do you have anything that doesn't belong to you? Yes
what is normal? I haven't a fucking clue
You are given your own private island. What would you name it, and who is allowed to live there with you? I'm not sure I would name my island. I would allow Tina, Danny, Paco. Everyone else, at the moment, can struggle without paradise.
How can you prevent war? I prefer non action, pacifism with a side of anarchy
How can we all prevent it? Choose for yourself
If something is wrong in society and you don't like it butr you do nothing about it, i a way aren't you supporting it? No
Do you like Leslie Nielson? Who?
If you could make a new toothpaste flavor what would it be? I like mint so I wouldn't change it
4252, Have you ever called the police or the fire department? Yes
Why and what happened? I have called because of domestic abuse going on in my building and once for a fire in the basement
What's more important, freedom or security and why? Freedom
Who pays most of the taxes, rich people, or average people or poor people? Poor and average
Who should pay the most? Rich
You are on the weakest link with these contestants: a monkey, Simon Coswell, Hayden Christensen, Cher, a guy in a teenage mutant ninja turtle costume and GW Bush. Who do you vote off as the weakest link and why? Monkey
Do you like:
mint skittles? Yes
mint ice cream? Yes
junior mints? Yes
Does protesting/demonstrating really have any effect? Yes
After the world demonstrated against war with Iraq, Saddam was quoted as saying america was 'weak and isolated'. Do you believe this is so? Yes and no
Have you ever wanted to be with someone who was off limits? No
Have you ever wanted someone so badly that you would kiss your hand imagining it was them? Yes
Are there any situations when cheating on someone is okay? No
When you feel empty inside what do you fill yourself up with? Right now? Alcohol, meditation if I'm feeling normal that day or painting
Where does it come from? Anything to be outside myself
Would you rather be loved or desired? Both are essential for happiness
When you remember something do you remember yourself to be more or less graceful/positive/smooth than you actually were? Less
How can you tell the days of the week apart without using a calander? People updating trends on Facebook. There is a distinct ebb and flow based on the day of the week
Are your days really different or all the same? They're the same
- Who started punk rock? I don't know
Who started goth? I don't know
Who started hip hop? I don't know
What 3 things about you have shaped your life the most? Rape, death, failed romantic relationships
Is your mind awake? I shut that bitch up right now
Is your soul? Shattered
Were they always? No
If not, can you remember a moment or a few moments that helped you wake up? India, Paco, Danny
Have you ever misperceived what was going on only to discover it when it was too late? Yes
Do you understand the human heart? Yes
How important is your weight? Eh
How important is your partner's weight? Eh
What color is the wind? Clear unless there's diet or something floating in it
Do you believe children or adults know more? Children
Do you believe you are crazy? Sometimes
Did you predict the ending to Joe Millionaire? No
Is there something you care about less than you care about Joe Millionaire? Lots of things
Snow blower or shovel? Shovel
List everything you ate in the last 24 hours? Chocolate ice cream, salad
Have you ever plagerized? Yes, my senior thesis in college was entirely plagiarized from start to finish. I did this in defiance of such a disinterested education and was never caught. I was applauded for its excellence and received an A.
Who specifically annoys you? Chris
What is your favorite blanket like? It's an antique quilt and very pretty with soft pastel colors, patchwork.
How do you feel about teachers comming on to their students? In college, fine. Anything younger and eeewwww
Students comming on to their teachers? Natural order of things
In what ways do you keep yourself entertained? Reading drinking painting working out
Entertainers (musicians, sports players) are the highest paid people in america. Why are we so obsessed with being entertained? We don't want to think in ourselves
Do you want a perfect body? Yes
Do you want a perfect soul? Yes
Which do you want more? Soul
Do you want people to notice when you're not around? Yes
Are you more of a creep, a wierdo or special? Weirdo
Who wrote the bible? Dead people
Who wrote the book of love? I dunno
Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp? I dunno
Who rocks the party that rocks the party? I dunno
If you could pick 5 things to study with no limits what 5 things would you pick? Esoteric knowledge, religion, archeology, geology, history
Do you study any of them on your own? Yes
What's more important, learning or getting the hell out? Getting the hell out
What is your favorite highlighter color? Yellow
Give everyone some advice: live free, love always
Are you practically perfect in every way? No
Are you nasty and tricksy? No
Where is the precious? In a movie
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