Is 'no glove, no love' your STRICT policy? No. I'm unable to have children and spent the past five years being married...
What is the best Epic movie (examples of epics: ben-her, gone with the wind, last temptation of christ)? Brave heart maybe?
Finish the sentance.
Hey, Hey we're the: monkeys
People say we: are crazy?
But we're too busy: being lazy? Haha
The time to hesitate is: now? I don't even know
You're too: nice?
It's a nice day to: smile?
Have you ever had 'missing time'? Yes
Have you ever sent an electronic greeting? Yes
If you could send anonymous tips to people you knew who would never ever find out who sent them who would you send the following tips to?
doesn't know when to leave: na
poor crotch hygenie: na
talks to much: na
band/art/dream is going nowehere: chris
most likely to get arrestted: na
needs to get their life together: me
bad taste in clothes: na
bad taste in music: na
needs a hobby: na
Are you more likely to download porn or disney movies? Porn
What is it with people? I don't even know but don't get me started
Do you eat too much sugar? Yes
3510 Imagine you have aband. Let's name your band.
Adjective: sloppy
Animal(plural): hippos
Are you desperate but not serious? I am desperate and I am entirely too serious. I'm at the end of my rope
Was there a time when you were younger and it took less to get you excited? Yes
What did it take then? I'm not sure, depends on what area of my life were talking about.
What does it take now? I'm not sure anything could get me excited now... I hate everything right now
- Remember learning to write in elementary school? Yes
We spend 2 years learning to print..then they throw that out the window and teach kids cursive. Why? I don't know but I write in cursive exclusively and prefer it that way.
If cursive is so important and easy to read then why aren't books printed in cursive? I'm not sure but back in the day I think it had to do with the ease of the printing process and it being on separate blocks etc
Why aren't cursive computer fonts more popular? Because they're ugly as hell cursive fonts
Why do buisness forms always say 'please print'? So the person entering the information can read your shit chicken scratch
Schools are so preoccupied with teaching kids the complicated but traditional skill of cursive writing that more emphasis is put on that than on teaching kids how to clearly express their ideas through writing. I move that cursive writing become a jr. high school elective instead of a grammer school priority. Who's with me? Not me
Can you think of anything else (besides cursive writing) that is unhelpful, or unuseful, yet traditional and unquestioned? What? Nope
Name one female celebrity who you would guess wears size _ clothing:
0? All of them
5?
12?
16? Adele
20? Precious
Have you ever been to a place where the restrooms were named in a clever way rather than just saying men's and woman's? I've seen Hens and Roosters, Bart and Lisa, Dudes and Babes...what have you seen? Nope
What is the 'message' or 'point behind':
Fight Club? Rebel
Donnie Darko? Don't be too in your head, it fucks with shit
AI? Na
Minority Report? Na
Solaris? Solitude and space for long periods of time is dangerous
A Walk to Remember? Be compassionate
You've Got Mail? Quirky in love conquers distance
- have you seen, and what are your thoughts about these movies:
Drumline? Na
The Hot Chick? Na
Maid in Manhattan? Mediocre rom com
Star Trek: Nemesis? Na
About Schmidt? Na
Evelyn? Na
The Guys? Na
Intacto? Na
The Jimmy Show? Na
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers? Good fantasy flick
Gangs of New York? That was good
Two Weeks Notice? Fun but trite
The Wild Thornberrys Movie? Na
Smokers Only? Na
Treasure Planet? Na
The Santa Clause 2? Na
START this sentance: ....and I think to myself, what a wonderful world." I can't.
What is:
insanity? Unsure. I'm not even sure I understand what sanity is at the moment.
normal? Read above
farenheit? A unit of measurement for heat
Tell us about yourself in the third person for a bit: in the prime of my life dealing with heavy PTSD symptoms due to multiple traumatic events, going through a divorce and just got laid off two weeks after I moved out. I was someone who pursued a spiritual life but somehow that got broken. I am unable to have children although all I've ever wanted to be was a stay at home mom. I'm struggling to find sense or meaning. Sorry it wasn't third person.
If someone breaks a law, should they be punished if they did not know it was a law? Yes
If it's so much easier to learn languages when we are very young (and it is, something to do with the developing brain) why do they wait until jr high and high school to teach them? Because were Americans and speak English, a universal language, and arrogantly believe we don't need to be more open to other cultures etc.
Name a band you sort of like: fossil
You are wearing that band's t-shirt in a store. SUDDENLY some guy you don't know comes up to you and goes, "Hey! You like (insert name of the band here)??!!"
This is obviously a really stupid question because if you didn't like them you wouldn't be wearing the t-shirt. Your witty reply is: yep, I am
- If you were organizing cd's in a music store what section would you put each of the following in (don't forget the 'bargain bin' section!):
Blink182 alternative
Depech Mode alternative
Weezer alternative
Led Zeppelin alternative
The Doors alternative
Avril Lavigne pop
Nelly indie or hip hop depending on the cd
Manfred Mann who?
Iggy Pop don't know well enough to know
Pink Floyd alternative
Guns N Roses alternative
Shakira pop
Britny Spears pop
Tool alternative
Ozzy Osbourne alternative
Madonna pop
The Rolling Stones oldies
The Beatles oldies
Motley Crue alternative
Bon Jovi pop
Does coffee stimulate your mind or body more? Mind
Can you do 'six degrees of seperation' to anyone famous? No
What's the oddest thing in your home? Dream catcher?
Do you find it odd when people who are not handicapped use the handicapped stall: no
in the bathroom? No
in the parking lot? Yes
- Do you sometimes find yourself talking to yourself? Yes
Do you answer yourself back? No
In your head do you call yourself 'I' or 'you' or both? Both
What is the best excuse for why you haven't done your homework? Na
Someone tells you 'well there are black people, and then there are n*ggers'. What do you think? Maybe same thing as white people and white trash? I dunno
Does culture shape behavior or does behavior shape culture? I think they're connected and can't be defined in an absolute like that
What determines whether a person will be:
intelligent? DNA
pretty? DNA and make up
happy? Mindset
sucessful? Mindset
- What is social loafing? I don't know
What is groupthink? Collective ideas
I have an idea. let's change the english language by making the words fewer, shorter and more concise. What do ya think? Texting already does that
What are the physical symptoms of:
joy? Smiling, giddiness, tears
fear? Tension, anxiety, increased heart rate
shame? Depression, hiding
- Here's the scenerio...your little eight year old brother is hangin out in the house when you come in..and catch him watching the playboy channel!
What do you do/say? Tell him to stop watching it and turn it off and send him away
He says, "Why can't I watch this?" What is your response? Say it's adult content
Why do you respond that way? I dunno
- Who REALLY has a higher sex drive, girls or guys? I think that's a very individualistic thing and not a gender thing
How can you tell? Uhhh
are you usually carefree? No
Do you generally prefer reading to meeting people? Yes
Do you often long for excitement? Yes
Are you mostly quiet when you are with others? Yes
Do you often do things spur of the moment/ sometimes
Are you slow an unhurried in the way you move? No
Would you do almost anything for a dare? No
Do you hate being in a crowd who plays jokes on one another? Yes
Do you enjoy wild parties? I used to but now, no
Have you ever paid for something priced more than $5.00 in only change? Yes
Is rascism still a big part of our culture? Yes
A drawing was shown to a person. The drawing showed a black man in a buisness suit standing next to a white man holding a razor. The person who saw this drawing was white and was asked to describe it to a second white person who had not seen it, who described it to a third, and so on. By the end of six rounds the final report often placed the razor in the hand of the black man and it is claimed he is waving it threateningly. What do you think of thiss? Racism
How many famous people cxan you name who committed sucicide? Uh. Kurt cobain....?
Do you have OCD? No
Are you more anxious or relaxed? Anxious
Insecure or secure? Insecure
Socialble or with drawn? Withdrawn
Original or conventional? Original
- Are you more emotional or calm? Emotional
self pitying or content? Self pitying
Fun loving or sober? Fun loving
Imaginative or down to earth? Down to earth
- Are you more Friendly or aloof? Aloof
adventurous or cautious? Adventurous
Broad or narrow when it comes to interests? Narrow
recptive or closed to new ideas? Receptive
- Are you more good natured or irratble? Irritable
soft hearted or ruthless? Soft hearted
well organized or disorganized? Organized
Dependable or undependable? Dependable
- Are you more courteous or rude/ courteous
sympathetic or tough minded/ sympathetic
hardworking or lazy? Hardworking
ambitious or easy going? Ambitious
Do men and woman have little or a lot in common? A lot in common
Do you feel like any of the teachers you've ever had have REALLY cared about educating you to think for yourself? Yes
Do you tend to try harder if they DO care? Yes
- Have you ever been stereotyped? Yes
As what? Super smart hyper involved kid
- Have you ever been dsicriminated against? Yes
For what? I lived off the grid for many years and when I tried to hop back on I was treated poorly and discriminated against because of my lack of credit history
How often is your school and/or job closed due to weather? Na
Who do you know that you believe does not masturbate? None
Does a cloned human being have a soul? Yes
Why or why not? They're still human
Finish the sentance: As the world turns..I only have one concern...that: people will continue to harm each other
What group in history has been the most oppressed? Maybe Africans
Have you read any biographies? Yes
Whose? Abraham Lincoln
What are you obsessed with? Na
Break out your decoder ring..(no hints this time)! t3ii9 8 i9f3 697 29h5 697 53ii j3 6974 hqj3? ???!
Do you crack your:
knuckes? Yes
neck? Yes
back? Yes
other?
Of the following powers which 2 would you pick for yourself? The ability to fly, breathe under water, turn invincible, change into animals, freeze and restart time, never gain weight unless you want to, heal people with your touch, have orgasms that last for an hour: never gain weight and heal people with touch
Do you chew your penciles and pens? Sometimes
Can you tell the exact point where your back ends and your butt begins? Yes
When you are bored do you picture everyone eround you naked? No
What are some great holiday gift ideas for
guys: leather wallet?
girls: earrings?
Who looks better naked, men or woman? Women
Do you sit in chairs or fall into them? Sit
Has anyone ever
screamed your name during sex? No
moaned your name during sex? Yes
Hershey's kisses: mint, almond, hugs, plain. other? Mint, plain, almond
What's the best slurpee flavor? Coke
What are five movies that you think someone would have to be living under a rock in iceland to not have seen? Titanic, lion king, brave heart, et, gone with the wind
Of these words, which ones are funny:
beets? No
cumquat? Yes
pit? No
Piss-capades? Yes
fuzzy? No
What are some other funny words? Moist
Do you give good massages? Yes
What songs have been 'stuck' in your head? None lately
What don't most people know about your job? Na
Is there anything you won't say unless someone else says it first? I love you
Do you need a little chrsitmas? No
Fake or real tree? Real
Is your refridgerator running? Yes
How can you explain when there are few words you can choose? Hand gestures
Who can it be now? I dunno
Where HAS Joe Dimaggio gone? I dunno
And why does our nation turn it's eys to him? They do?
How often do you get headaches? I am a chronic migraine sufferer. I get one or two a week.
Have you ever woen fake eyelashes? Yes
What could you spend 24 hours ina row doing? Having sex
Is it Friday yet? No
Do you remember There was a time (ahaha) when people on the street were walking hand in hand in hand?/ no
Do you talk to inanimate objects? Sometimes
Do you try to get them to answer you? No
Have they ever answered you? No
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