617 in idea barrages
- June 17, 2015, 6:57 p.m.
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1.) We’ve reached a point where national press are saying it is cool to treat autobiography as self-insert fan fiction. Astonishing.
2.) Since we call ancient people “caveman” I hope the distant future calls us “woodenhutman”.
3.) How do you build a bridge between pirates and knights? With chivalry timbers.
4.) A movie about undead hockey players called The Night Of The Zomboni.
5.) Pretending that you confuse the words “spectrum” and “speculum” is REALLY fun.
6.) We’ve reached the “my real parents were a wizard and a queen!” with Dolezal. Where does it even go next?
7.) One pope over the line, sweet Jesus, one pope over the line, stuck in the Vatican railroad station, one pope over the line…
8.) I like to believe that “Burt’s Bees” is owned by television’s Robin, Burt Ward.
9.) Just call your cheap-beer kegger a “Schlitzkrieg”.
Squidobarnez ⋅ June 17, 2015
these rock it, that last one was the perfect closer.
I hope you're enjoying your now.
PB-buddy-huggies
Narrator ⋅ June 19, 2015
It's sad but I had to google to see if 4 was already a real thing. There are several zombie gang movies, after all.
Asenath Waite ⋅ June 17, 2017
I'm on the autism spectrum. Odin on American Gods refers to a "spectral spectrum". So now we need a line up of rainbow multicolored, transparent, undead, gynecologists: The Spectral Speculum Spectrum.