mad maximus in poetry
- June 18, 2015, 1:51 a.m.
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Walking down the beach with Jesus
I saw where there was both our sets of footprints
then I saw when there was just one
so I asked Jesus what was up.
“Where there was one set of footprints, my son,
that was where I forced you to carry me around
like Master Blaster.”
And then Jesus started growling and yelling
“P-CHOO, P-CHOO, P-CHOO!”
like He was fighting Mad Max in The Thunderdome.
I guess, you crucify a guy and let Him die
He’s gonna come out crazy on the other side
but considering He’s the son of God I dunno
you’d think He could get beyond Thunderdome.
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Squidobarnez ⋅ June 18, 2015
this gave me a chuckle.
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Narrator ⋅ June 19, 2015
…I was totally expecting a "these are not the footprints you're looking for", for some reason. This is great too. :)