516 in idea barrages

1.) I am firmly against the death penalty but I must admit that if Fast Food Line Indecision were made a capital offense I’d be more for it.

2.) Convince someone that you think the name of the Beatles’ drummer was Ringtone Starr.

3.) Bob your head and bob your hair while bobbing up and down in water and then Bob’s your uncle.

4.) Start a punk band that does sarcastic covers of twee hipster music. Call it Pukelele.

5.) Joss Whedon looks more like Ron Howard with every passing day.

6.) Introducing a washed-up action star to a mermaid: “Steven? Sea Gal. Sea Gal? Steven.”

7.) The fun of coups is, if you do them right, history remembers them as legitimate transfers of power.

8.) Whenever people talk about K-cups it sounds like a weird stutter.