Must be Survey Sunday. in Stolen surveys.

When you wash your hands, do you use the cold or hot tap (faucet)?
As HOT as I can bare it. Die you miserable germs.

If you had to be straight/gay for a day (whichever you’re currently not!), what celebrity would you most like to take on a date?
I can’t even imagine that scenario, sorry.
Oh, not the gay part, that’s fine, just having to go out on a date with a celebrity. Ugh, I rather put a hot knitting needle through my ear drums, rather then have to sit there and listen to some Hollywood plastic fake fucker talking about their make believe life styles.

What is the biggest injury you’ve ever sustained and how did you do it?
Been pretty lucky in that aspect. I think it would have been when I was in second grade. Teacher left the room for quite some time, and a bunch of us were standing on a window sill. It was quite high and when I went to slide down I slid right down one of those hot steam heating things. Second degree burns.
I was the kind of kid that didn’t show discomfort, but was found out when someone noticed that I had my head on the desk and was whimpering quietly to myself.

What is the most unusual food you’ve ever eaten?
Raw fish (sushi) seemed quite exotic at one time, but now it’s just a normal snack when I’m in the mood.

What is the most unique animal you’ve ever touched?
A human being.
Hey, name another animal that even comes close to us.
See, I can be a deep thinker fuckers!!

What’s the most expensive gift you’ve ever bought for someone?
An $800 diamond heart for “The Mountain Woman,” one of my ex girlfriends.
Turns out she hated diamonds. Could have told me before I spent the money.
But gave her a lot more gifts, and cash, probably totaling over $10,000 in an 18 month period, just to be eventually told that I was using HER.
She was a character alright.

Which 3 countries would you LEAST like to live in and why?
Iran, because of Muslims.
Arabia, because of Muslims.
Nigeria, because of Negro Muslims. (Could there ever be a more fucked up combination of idiots then that?)

If you could make just ONE change to this world, what would it be and why?
Sorry, I have to say it. Make whiny minority groups vanish.
Shit, the thought just gave me a half a bonner.

If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in 3 additional languages, which would you choose?
Japanese
Chinese
and..not sure if this counts but the Queens English.
(Fuck Spanish, press 3 to go home if you’re too dumb to learn the language of your host country).

Which would you rather out of these 3 options? A: Be good looking and extremely intelligent but so poor you live on the streets. B: Be extremely intelligent and a millionaire but what society classes as ugly. Or C: Be good looking and a millionaire but extremely academically challenged?
A. Because at that point, living on the streets would be MY choice obviously. Or I wouldn’t be very intelligent if I couldn’t even make money using my good looks to afford a shed somewhere.

What are the top 10 movies to make you cry?
Ok, don’t judge me. It wasn’t a movie, but I couldn’t watch “Ghost Whisperer,” without some tear absorbing paper products near by.
I told you not to judge me, I’m still the fucking Devil Monkey you bastards!!

What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? Describe it in detail.
It was only scary for a second, but I knew I was dreaming, and some guy held a gun to me. I laughed in his face (since I knew I was dreaming) and told him to go ahead and shoot me.
And he did.
Right in the fucking knee cap, and it was the worst pain that I ever felt. It jarred me awake and the pain was instantly gone.

Would you rather raise 25 children or have the chance of ever having children taken away? Why?
I don’t have kids, and very highly doubt that I ever would, so I’m ok with the choice of never having any.
But....believe it or not, I think I would be OK raising 25 kids if I could manage it easily financially. I would need a nanny or two to help out though.

Would you rather go on a relaxing beach type holiday to the Caribbean, a cultural holiday to Japan or an adventure packed holiday to South Africa?
Cultural holiday to Japan, hands down.
I’d rather be kidnapped and raped repeatedly by Big Foot, then ever go near south Apefrica.
My previous half a bonner just shrunk into my belly from the thought of it.
Not the Big foot thing, the South Africa thing. Yikes.

If you went to a desert island for just 6 months but could only take one album with you, what would you take?
Tom Jone’s greatest hits. Hopefully there would be a record player and electricity on that desert island, so I could dance naked to the tunes.

Put these in order of your favourite movie genre to least:Horror, action, thriller, adventure, superhero, romance, drama, comedy, musical and dance?
Horror, action, drama, comedy, romance, musical and dance.

If you had to lose one of the 5 senses, which would you choose and why?
Smell.
I might want to go to South Africa after-all.

What have been the top 3 most brilliant days of this year?
They are yet to come my friend. Just watch.

What do you believe we as human beings take most for granted in this world?
Our brains and how delicate and easily corruptible it is.

How many concerts have you been to in your life and which was your favourite?
Don’t know the exact number and too lazy to count my ticket stubs, which I do keep.
But at least thirty.
Can’t decide for most memorable between AC/DC the first time I seen them as a teenager, or finally getting to see Tom Jones in person.
Both of them gave a reason to my life lol.
Seriously I felt like it was worth crawling through my mothers tight bloody vagina, and being spanked by a masked man in a cold delivery room, just for those two experiences alone.