Ok, I'll do this one too. (survey) in Stolen surveys.

A) What does the last text you sent say? “Sindays are nice and quiet here usually, even the Lettuce Heads next door are calm.”

B) What does the last text you received say? “How is your day?’‘

C) What time do you wake up most mornings?
10 am if the cat is being nice, earlier if she pretends to be starving, just so I will get up, sleepily open a can of food to quiet her down, so that she can lick it and ignore it until she’s really Hungry.

D) Are you afraid of walking alone at night?
Sometimes yes. There are those times when the temptation is overwhelming to invite a new unwilling guest into my dungeon. The night fears me and cries when I’m out.

E) What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day?
Watch a DVD in the dark and stroke my kitty if she’s willing.
(Real cat, you bunch of sicko perverted awesome people!)

F) Where did your last kiss take place and with whom?
Buffalo NY. I remember the last one, because it was the first one in about three years. Time flies when you’re not getting laid.

G) Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school?
Mainly for playing hooky occasionally (when I got caught) or bad grades and cutting class. But that was during the last two years of High school, when I was too cool for people to understand my struggles. In elementary school I was a good kid.

H) Do you enjoy your job? If unemployed, are you content being so?
Not really. I don’t like having to do anything that I might want to do, even if I might enjoy the work otherwise.

I) Do you often pick up on double entendres and innuendos?
Oh yes.

J) Have you ever been offered drugs but declined?
Yes.

K) Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way of thinking?
In my early teens when I was easily influenced, but not in many decades now.

L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted?
Yes, but I can count the number of times on one hand. (Yes, I only have five fingers).
Not into altered states of my mind, because my mind is way too awesome to alter in anyway. A twisted mind is a great comfort and it would be a sin to mess with it.

M) Tell us something weird that turns you on.
I enjoy golden showers. That’s getting peed on by women. But they have to be sexy. It’s not like I’d go to Walmart and volunteer to be used as a piss bowl for some fat freak.
Pretty feet in stockings that smell like pretty feet in stockings. (Second answer was a bonus for you)
There’s a whole list, but you only asked for one, so there.

N) When did someone last admit romantic or sexual feelings for you?
It was the ex hooker, in a previous answer. Last few years I haven’t gone out much in search of that stuff.

O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?
My future.

P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation?
That is a daily thing for me because the sheep are always baaaahing and expressing their brain washed ideas as originial thought. So I just stay quiet.
No use in arguing with those who just want to hear themselves talk.

Q) Do you usually initiate hugs?
No, but I usually like them if it’s sincere.

R) Are you a very affectionate person?
I can be very loving towards people I care for, but I don’t show it so much through physical affection, or lip service. I rather be there when their going is tough and they need a friend who really cares for them and is willing to get their hands dirty.
Sometimes just to listen and be there, other times....well, let’s just say, I have a shovel and can dig a deep hole and I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty lol

S) Can you roll your own cigarettes?
I only rolled a joint one time (guess cigarettes are the same when hand rolled) I was surprised that people were impressed at the job I did.
Or they only cared about getting high and didn’t care what it looked like.

T) What are you looking forward to?
Nothing really, and that kind of sucks.

U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more?
No. I think bare skin is much cooler then the “Look at how I marked myself to show how unconventional I am,” look. Yeah yeah, I know, people who have tattoos do it just for themselves and not everyone else.
I’m the fucking Easter Bunny.
The pink one, not the blue one.

V) Are you mentally strong?
Yes, BUT, not as strong as I try to convince myself of how mentally strong I am. There are times when I disappoint, and surprise me.

W) Are you physically strong?
Not as strong as when I work out or stay in shape, but I do have more strength then it would make sense to have for my lazy life style.

X) Do you believe in fate or destiny?
I believe in the power of the sword and Might is Right, while making Fate and Destiny my personal slave whores.
I believe in that, but I’m too lazy to actually do it.

Y) Name one thing you wish you could change about your life right now.
I would like to be so wealthy that I could openly express my true beliefs in public and laugh at the quivering masses, without having to think about actually having to be employable.

Z) What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Nothing.