HI KREBIZ, HI BRONNER, HI COMINGTOGETHER, HI ANGRY DWARF.
it's just easier that I do that instead of have to look for you guys later because...I mean..reasons. um..well, i have work at the asscrack of dawn tomorrow. I work with this insanely annoying guy WHO NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP. BRO, HEY BRO, DUDE, BRO, BRO, HEY BRO, DUDE BRO, HEY BRO, I'M LIKE 1/17 COMMANCHE BRO, HEY MAN, DUDE, MAN, HEY ONCE, I HELPED THE FBI BRING DOWN A CORRUPT CITY OFFICIAL. Jesus h christmas on TOAST, DOES'NT THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOW THAT WHILE I'M AT WORK, I'M TRYING TO HAVE GRAPHIC SEXUAL FANTASYS IN MY HEAD? Not only that but he's like fucking 40 and talks more than most 16yr old girls.
I'm serious. Sometimes my co-workers will catch me smiling or hear me snickering lightly and they'll say '..whats up?' and I just say nothing. I'm thinking baaaaad things. I'm getting old, man, things are changing like never before. I have to upgrade to some google+ just to log into youtube? 12 yr olds have better phones than me? Women STILL never notice me?-..well, I'm used to that part, rofl, fuck, to be honest I'd probably think something was up if they DID notice me. ..Ok I'm sorry, that last part was a bit much, perhaps even chauvinistic of me considering the people I said hello to at the beginning of this entry are of the female persuasion. Truthfully though, I'm fine with that, I've made peace with it, do I still have pangs of human emotions like longing and desire? Sure, but I'm slowly phasing them out to make room for bitterness and single minded misanthropy. Whatever that last one means.
Ok, I've got about an hour and half before I have to call it a night. I GUESS thats enough time to get off, watch cartoons and have some cereal, not in that or-..well, maybe. Have a nice weekend, pornbox-, I mean prosebox. Haha...box.
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