tune of When A Man Loves A Woman in song parodies

Revised: 01/29/2015 11:38 a.m.

  • Jan. 28, 2015, 3:56 p.m.
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when a man loves a wolfman, he must know the phases of the moon
lest one night he ends up mauled by a hound
keep them on hand, silver bullets… and maybe wolfsbane
because some day you might have to put him down

when a man loves a wolfman, he keeps track of the time
must be aware of sunrise and falls
they’ll need more than a safeword, need shackles and chains
must make sure he doesn’t scratch off his balls

when a man loves a wolfman
they really need to have safe sex
when one ill-timed nibble could pass along
his lycathropic hex

when a man loves a wolfman, you have got to know
that collar’s not for fetish play
if they go meet his parents, at least that goes well
he’s just a normal dude by day

when a man loves a wolfman, he can’t be sure if it
violates bestiality laws
but when a man loves a wolfman, he communicates how he feels
he says baby, baby, baby, gotta watch the claws
when a man loves a wolfman, he communicates how he feels
he says baby, baby, baby, gotta watch the claws


Last updated January 29, 2015


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