124 in idea barrages

1.) Does vegan duck liver exist? Is there faux-gras?

2.) With Skymall dead, where will I get a three-foot statue of the sasquatch for five times what it would’a cost at Lowes?

3.) It’s too bad that the falloff in the Shrek series was so precipitous so we couldn’t call one of them “mediogre”.

4.) I’ll never need a drag name but I reserve the right to hold “Axl Roseanne” just in case.

5.) Here’s a comedy premise for you: Donald Duck attempting phone sex.

6.) Someone should go around on wikipedia and IMDB and whatnot claiming that an alternate title of “Snow White” is “Troll 7”.

7.) The following synecdoches are amazingly funny: calling every vampire “a dracula”, calling every demon “a satan”.

8.) Interestingly, Sarahpalintology is also a discussion of premises that were out of date millions of years ago.

9.) Scalies on deviantart have created the “volupturaptor” because Western Civilization has outlived its usefulness.

10.) Review bad wrestling movies on youtube under the gestalt persona “Mean Gene” Siskeland.

Last updated January 24, 2015