114 in idea barrages

1.) The mad doctor’s pride in his henchmen bordered on igortism.

2.) I still wonder if I got that extra pat-down at the airport because I was wearing an Occupy pin on my jacket.

3.) Best part of obscurity is low-drama potential. If there’s not much benefit in getting a piece of your action, people won’t fight over it.

4.) The feeling that there’s a better you, sleeping inside, but you don’t know how to wake him or her up. We need a word for this.

5.) Rex Ryan heard that Buffalo can get “four feet overnight” and he signed the contract instantly.

6.) One of the advantages of obscurity is I don’t have to worry about my “brand”. I’m some weirdo making jokes to amuse myself. It’s nice.

7.) Low brow? High brow? They’re a false dichotomy. Let us be unibrow.

8.) Name your next fantasy character B’Arthur. Like a Klingon or an orc or something.