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C*ck Blocker in Current Events

  • May 25, 2026, 1:04 p.m.
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My roommate asked if I was open to us finding another place together if I don’t end up moving to BC this year. I said that I would think about it. I will need a roommate, though, that’s just the economy, but I would prefer to live with someone else. Another man. A gay man, preferably.

We all know I have problems with the 40-year-old teenager that I live with. There is one latest and greatest issue that I have. She keeps cock blocking me. Like, organize your day for me when I give you notice that I want to bring someone home. It’s only ever on Mondays. Go to the gym after work like you do every other day of the week. She does this annoying face and rocks her head from side to side, and then says no. She started going during her lunch instead.

Today, I’m sending her a text letting her know that there will be a boy over if she comes straight home. She’s just gonna have to hear us going at it. He and I have been building up to this for a few months now. We can’t take the tension anymore. I’d go to him, but I won’t have my car for a few days.

Yesterday we went to Thermea. It’s a Nordic spa. We went for 4 PM. We did plan to eat there. I forgot that this stupid little gremlin is a child. We got into it a little bit because I had the audacity to be hungry and ready to eat a meal by 6. She only eats at 8 because she snacks all day. Her parents didn’t love her enough to teach her how not to spoil her appetite before dinner. She was inflexible about it.

There is a show in one of the saunas every hour where they throw heat at you with a towel. She wanted to go every hour, which is why she made me wait. I started to feel like I was on a date with her or something. After the third one, she went into thermal shock. She was shivering the rest of the evening because she is a fucking idiot.

Blah! Whatever. I’m just hangry right now, so I’m extra spicy.


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